Sharpster Wakes Up, Looks Around... "Meh" He Says And Eats Sand

Brad urinates on Sharpsters face and quickly summons a gas fire with arms.

boeingboy disregards both of them flirting and walks to the other side of the island and summons fish to swim out of the sea and into his frying pan. A fire appears to cook them on...

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While the acidic solution known as "urine" mangles Sharpsters face, Brad proceeds to boeingboy, summons the wizard of oz and makes the wizard attack boeingboy with a spell that makes you obese for no apparent reason.

He then eats the fish.

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The fish happens to have a special un-obese trait that slims down boeingboy. He then uses the bones of the fish to scare off the Wizard (because we all know that the man pretending to be the wizard is a little squeamish around fish and their internal skeletal systems.) A hurricane force gust of wind caused by El Nino whacks Brad over while boeingboy hangs on to the tree. It blows the acidic substence consisting of nitrous wastes (urine) off of Sharpster's face and on to Brad's, eating away at his perfect skin.

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Akira san stumbles out of the jungle on the island with a dead pig. He proceeds to make a fire and cooks the pig. When the food is ready, he sits back and watches Brad and boeingboy, wondering what Sharpster will do.

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After returning from a makeshift Face-Clinic, Brad swears revenge on boeingboy and proceeds to make acqaintance with Akira San, offering a bundle of foreign currency to share his succulent pig.

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Akira san accepts the money and shares his pig. Then he summons a computer, RCT3, and a WiFi spot (somehow), and downloads a bunch of fireworks. Then he moves back from boeingboy, since he'll probably get blown up by Brad or something, and starts working on a firework show in RCT3. Ironically, the show takes place over the island that they're sitting on.

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Brad summons 4 highly poisnous snakes and the next night, when boeingboy is sleeping, Brad releases 1 of these snakes into his bed. The snake bites his right thigh.

The resulting poison is not enough to kill him, but he is forced to have his right leg amputated to ensure the poison doesn't take over his central nervous system, killing him.

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Sharpster Gets Up And Sets Up A REGENARATION PAD.
He Tests It Out By Getting One Of Brads Snakes To Inject Poison Into His Heart. He Is Then Smacked By A Train That Magicly Appears. He Then Is Crushed By A Falling Anvil And Savaged By Grizzlies. He Appears On The Regenaration Pad. Shoves A Lit Firecracker In boeingboys Mouth, Laughs, Turns Around And Smacks Into A Palm Tree. Micheal Jackson Watches From The Shadows

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With a fairly flattened face and one leg missing, boeingboy turns right around and put the firecracker out. He seeks revenge on Sharpster and Brad, even though he was trying ot help Sharpster in the beginning of season 1.

He uses the regeneration pad to regenerate a leg and a new face, and diregards Michael Jackson Lurking in the Shadows.

Next, boeingboy puts 4 stickes of dynamite in both Brad and Sharpster's bed. Akira san is spaired, and is given a pair of pink bunny slippers instead.

Beat that^.

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Fab208 comes out of the trees with a M16 slung over his shoulder and food in his hands. He offers it to all on the island. boeingboy and Akira (in his pink bunny slippers) eat the food, but Brad and Sharpster are no where to be found. Fab208 then goes into the trees again to hunt for more food to make a stock for the islanders.

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Akira thanks boeingboy for sparing him and gives him a matching pair of pink bunny slippers. As a precaution, Akira sets up a bunker, sets up land mines around the bunker, and pulls out an M16. Then he moves his computer inside the bunker. He'll only let people in after their clothes are searched and all their weapons are left outside the perimeter of the mines. He thinks to himself, "This could get ugly..."

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boeingboy joins Akira san in the bunker, somehow dodging all the land mines...

They then create the pink bunny slippers club.

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Akira thinks, "Hmm, I'd better step up the security." He adds tripwires while boeingboy's out. On his way back, he accidentally knocks a rock loose from the cliff that the bunker was built next to. The rock starts falling toward a mine and Akira starts running. The rock hits the mine and blows the bunker up. Akira still has his M16 and goes out in search of Fab to go hunting.

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Sharpster Is Blown Up By The Sticks Of Dynamite. He Regenarates And Summons A Pair Of Pink Bunny Slippers. He Slips Them On And Clicks His Feet Three Times. Then Micheal Jackson Attempts To Kidnap Him But Before He Gets Within 400 Feet of Him, Pink Bunnies From The Pits Of Hell Chase Hime Away. Sharpster Gets Out A Banjo And Plays "Salva Mea"


"How can I change the world if I can't even change myself ?
I cannot change the way I am ?
I don't know, I don't know.

I wanna take a look at the world behind these eyes,
Every nook, every cranny reorganise,
Realise my face don't fit the way I feel.
What's real ?
I need a mirror to check my face is in place,
Incase of upheval, fundamental movement below,
What's really going on I wanna know,
But yo, we don't show on the outside, so slide.
Just below my skin I'm screaming...

I need a mirror for my spirit,
Yeah, can you feel it ?
When I get deep, wanna hear myself sleep,
Not drowning, just tumbling around and around in the voices
Like a crowd in my head so loud,
I wonder what it's like to be dead,
I hope it's quiet, noise in my head like a riot,
Any remedy you have for me I'll try it.
Just below my skin I'm screaming...

I'm going deep, so deep that I can't sleep,
The pills ain't cheap but the bills are steep,
So I lick up with a booze and a spliff,
Try to snooze,
But who's dreaming, I ain't, this is win or loose,
Put down the drink, try not to think,
Let it go, fundamental movement below,
And yo, reality is dreaming,
Just below my skin I'm screaming..."

Sing it With Me Folks! He Screams. High Off The Fresh Air

Smacks boeingboy round the face with a seven week old trout, sets his left testicle on fire with burning coal from the west indies, then happily leaves to go to Mac Donalds, tipping my hat to everyone as i go.

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Sharpster Summons Loads Of ..... Angry Nazi Pirates To Savage Everyone Not Wearing Pink Bunny Slippers

Gets savaged by angry nazi pirates and readies a seven week old trout for my revenge